What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

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Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is so great about Jiraiya?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What do you think of Andrew Tate's 'PhD' course?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do all Koreans look like K-pop idols?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?